horsemounter
polite euphemism for horsef-cker, often used at dinner parties and other genteel events. if eric cartman had said this he wouldn’t have been shocked by the v-chip.
not to be confused with pony smacker.
it might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochism and necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.
“i really don’t get disgusted by a bit of immaturity in a game. i got a chuckle playing horror of rylvania when the game called me a pervert for trying to f-ck the horse. mostly just because it was unexpected. and hey, -mounting- the horse actually netted me a useful item!
mh (the horsef…errr….horsemounter)”
(from rec.arts.int-fiction)
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