horseshoes


chewing tabbacco packed from one end of the jaw to the other
i got a big buzz of of the horse-shoe lipper i just threw in
a person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.
that girl has been playing horseshoes with aaron, knappy, and miker all night.
using a double ended d-ld- in a women’s v-g-n- and her -n-s at the same time; the shape of a double d-ld- bent into a women’s vag and -n-s
oh, man… did you see that p-rn where she horseshoed that double d-ld-
the primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. specifically a u shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the p-n-s and scr-t-m, but alternately on the p-n-s shaft or the head, just behind the glans p-n-s.

worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the p-n-s in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.

worn in conjunction with its companion clip for s-x, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect p-n-s, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of -j-c-l-t–ns.

see also hardwear.
i’ve been wearing this horseshoe on my d-ck all day and it feels great and it makes me show bigger in my jeans.
when you place a line of cocaine along a toilet seat, creating a horseshoe shape.
man, there was no tank on the back of that toilet so i had to use the seat and do a horseshoe.
when someone takes a fresh tin of chew and finishes it all in 5 dips.
i knew a kid once who could do a horse shoe like it was his job
ninja-type action, two rivals facing each other sprinting attack in which one fighter leaps into the air forming his entire being into a human shaped horse shoe. aiming the center of the horse shoe at the opponents neck with a smooth roll out to finish the move. (paralysis is a possibility)
oh my god! i got a horse shoe straight to the neck

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