horsetitute


a horset-tute is a horse who offers s-x in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.
as morton thrust into the meaty loins of dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horset-tute.

the pillow talk afterwards was great too.

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