Hortonite
the branding given to children who attend horton hichschool in nova scotia, canada.
the hortonite boys are known for their extremely small t-st-cl-s which are usually accompanied by an extremely small p-n-s.
the hortonite girls are all sk-nky sk-nky hoes unless, of course, they too have a p-n-s.
“the hortonite hockey team sucked hole and they all had small t-st-cl-s”
“the hortonite girls are sk-nky sk-nky hoes”
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