Horwich
a small, sh-tty little town on the outskirts of bolton where the main attractions include a cr-ppy leisure center and aldi. beware of station park in the middle of this -rs- heap, as this is where the local chavs hang out, give abuse to pensioners and be general dipsh-ts. this isnt the only place for chavs however, as basically the whole of horwich are d-ckheads who will kick off with you for anything and everything, mainly because they want your shoes. the locals also partake in the act of “munging” in the local church yard.
chav 1: yesh mateeeee going down station park for a bit of mungingggg horwich styleeeeeee
p-sser by 1: holy f-ck lets get out of this sh-t heap!
p-sser by 2: what a chodey place
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