hos
slang for hoes!
dem b-tches are hos….they calling for some bootie
hand on shaft – awkward experience between two non-gay men involving one male’s hand ending on another male’s shaft.
“kevin had an hos experience with his roommate.”
acronym for hand of sbab that describes the unnatural curse that can be placed on an organization (e.g. a public company, sports team, etc.) that causes it to inexplicably perform poorly within a short amount of time.
that company was doing very well, then it totally got hos’ed and had to layoff half its workforce.
noun, adj. or verb. from an acronym for “hint of sl-t”. the badly-executed tatt job, the cheap belly piercing, or smudged mascara that can turn an otherwise unremarkable female into an object of unwilling l-st.
my wife caught me boning the polish cleaner and kicked me out – i never even fancied her but she hossed me out with a flash of her market-stall panties as she unloaded the washing.
that’s pure h.o.s., mate.
south african afrikaans/english slang, say horse but very quickly. it’s a greeting used by gangs but can be used as a friendly greeting amongst friends who like to pretend to be a gang but just don’t make the grade no matter how hard they try or don’t try
kevin says “hi there”
andre replies “hos”
a noun, verb, and adjective that can describe anything, anyone, or anyone and anything in the act of doing something.
you’re such a hos.
i’m so hos’ing a blunt lemme call you back.
stupid -ss hos..
basically the epitome of man. often seen to be wrestling with demons and other such creatures from the netherworld; the only thing more effective for slaying werewolves than a silver bullet is hos. only wears clothes sown from the hide of a baby unicorn, and has skin made from t-tanium alloy. keeps a pet phoenix which dines on the liver of his fallen enemies. has the biggest p-n-s known to man.
do not approach.
example one:
person # 1: who the f-ck is that dude over there slaying the creatures from the nether realm?
person # 2: it’s hos you f-ckwit.
example two:
person # 1: holy sh-t! it’s a motherf-cking anaconda!
person # 2: no it’s not, it’s hos’ apocalyptic schl-ng.
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