hose job
metaphorical term for f-cking someone, or f-cking them over. a metaphor for a metaphor!
my boss gave me dave’s project–that’s a hose job if ever i heard of one.
yeah, the vending machine don’t work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
(noun) any attempt that has resulted in utter failure.
if a friend seriously injures themself after yelling “hey guys watch this!” it is considered to be a hose job.
watering the plants in a friend’s garden while he is on vacation.
steve: hey john, what are you doing today?
john: oh, nothing special, just giving mike a hosejob.
steve: you are doing what?!?!
john: relax, relax. i’m just watering his plants…
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