hoseclamp


someone that has their hand around a d-ck way to much. whether a male or female or whether it’s their’s or someone else’s. examples; masturbator, serial c-cksucker, $5 crack wh-r-, main activity for boy in first year of male p-b-rty. also can be used to describe someone who enslaves a male with s-x, ie. “she’s got him on a d-ck leash.”
“one rail of crank and he turns into a hoseclamp.”
“from the time he was 11 he’s been a total hoseclamp.”
“he’ll do anything for her, she’s got him in a hoseclamp.”
“the pivot man at the circle jerk was a professional hoseclamp.”
she worked at the m-ssauge parlor as a hoseclamp.”
there’s a lot of hoseclamps on castro street.

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