hosemeister
1: (n.) (slang) one who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schl-ng, or manly member.
2: (n.) (slang) an unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose att-tudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his p-n-s.
“i used to like heathcliff, but as i get to know him, i’m coming to the realization that he’s a total hosemeister” (from _wuthering heights, party remix_ by emilio bronte)
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