hosepipe
i word used by southern people from tookiedoo, sc
i took my hosepipe out to water my yard birds
a hillbilly term for a garden hose.
i took the hosepipe and sprayed down my car.
#garden hose #water hose #southern #silly #tube
the act of a male, during s-xual intercourse, to exit, by accident, just before climaxing and spray all over the female in question.
“he hosepiped again last night”
“oh, did it go in your hair again?”
“yes, yes it did”
#s-x #climaxing #male #female #hair
garden hose
i need the hose pipe to wash my car
basicz a hosepipe is like a propper hot girl.
it isnt a boy.
its a girl who is overall, generally, practically, the muvva of pipes.
– shes a hosepipe and a half
– wow she looks like one of those hosepipes.
– your looking well hosepipe
#hedge #swing #tree #bluebench #leafrake
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