Hosmering


the act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by p-ssing out in said public places.
andy kept yelling, “f-ck you and your family.” he was hosmering so hard last night.

guy: did you see andy p-ss out at the royals’ game?
girl: yeah, he was just hosmering.

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