hospice


death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides comp-ssionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness
granny’s family was eager for her large inheritance. granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.
making a person as comfortable with certain medicines, until the time for their p-ssing comes
person 1: man, i heard that jim’s grandpa is in hospice.
person 2: oh, we should go visit him before he dies.
the period of time ending with a person’s death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.
grandpa’s in hospice care now, but he’s totally out of it. i’d put him to sleep if he were a cat.
the secret ingredient to partying that makes for a bad -ss night (or nights) of pure enjoyment, crunkness, and marijuana.

usually -ssociated with women.
partier 1: dude, this party blows. i wish there was a way to kick it into gear.
partier 2: if only we had some ho spice.
partier 1: -sigh- yeah….
(pr-nounced hoe-spice) the girl who isn’t quite a hoe. but she hangs out with enough hoes to gain the reputation of one.
i wouldn’t call her a hoe, but she’s definitely hospice.
a relaxing weekend getaway where you’re a cut above all the rest. sick and sad patients on first name basis with all the top physicians.
when mary-kate olsen suffered from anorexia, she visited a hospice.

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