Hostage Negotiation
having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you’re constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
dude, i was just in stall 3, and i had to do some major hostage negotiation in there… i was a little embarr-ssed, ’cause lenny the vp was in the next stall. although he had no problem releasing the hostages.
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