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• hotdogin

  putting your p-n-s in between a girls -ss cheeks and f-cking them (like t-ty f-cking but doggy style) so my girl didn’t wanna have s-x the other night so i was like can we do a little “hotdogin” and she was like h-ll yeah.

• Boner #5

  an annoying member of urban dictionary. he needs to shut up and get a life. b-n-r #5: herp derp hi, i’m a h-m-! derp derp derpity derp random person: shut up!

• Bong Tokin Alcoholic

  when a casual smoke means h-tting a 5 footer and goin easy on the booze means 24 or less. someone who smokes pot every second they have free and thinks they are part of a beer-athon. that is a bong tokin alcoholic.

• contradorktion

  n. a situation in which a usually nerdy person is not hyped about the latest trend in m-ss geekdom. i re-read tolkien from “the silmarillion” through “lord of the rings” to prepare for the movies, but i have absolutely no interest in harry potter. it’s a total contradorktion.

• caq

  same as c-ck. she sucked my caq.

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