Hot Canary


in the act of the hot canary a cigarette lighter or any flaming implement is placed under the recipient male’s t-st-cl-s, whilst a bl-wj-b is administered by the opposite party. the recipient flaps his arms imitating a bird throughout. this act has resulted in many s-xual accidents, including in one case, baldness.
you know ian? i’ve heard he likes to do the hot canary….

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