hot carl

mostly everyone is wrong, a ‘hot carl’ is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. -n-l to oral is called a ‘rusty trombone’, dumping on the chest is a ‘cleaveland steamer’, and -n-l to t-t f-ckin is a chilli dog. if you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
i bought some seran wrap today because i want to give carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy sh-t on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
last night was great, she loved the hot carl!!!
alright…a hot carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: you sh-t on your partners face.

2nd: you sh-t on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: you sh-t on to a gl-ss table while your partner lays down underneath it.

all are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
i cant believe lisa actually opened her mouth when i gave her that hot-carl. dude that’s fu-ked!
a hot carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient’s mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.

a sloppy carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
my girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but i gave her a hot-carl instead.
you put saran-wrap over your face, while someone sh-ts on your face, so you can feel the warmth of there poo.
he bought a whole roll of saran-wrap for those wild nights!

she gave him a hotcarl one time…..the saranwrap had a hole in it. :/
to perform a hotcarl, an individual begins by defecating into a large tube sock. while holding the sock in a vertical position the opening is then securely tied off in a knot. tightly grip the knotted end and swing the steamy sh-t sock in a windmill like fashion until all fecal matter is forced to the toe end of the tube sock. at this point the individual then strikes his/her partner violently and repeatedly. a flogging motion is the most common method but personal preference varies for each individual.
a woman -ssaulted on the cta blue line in oak park last week told police another p-ssenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement aka “hotcarl.”
when someone takes a sh-t on your ceiling fan and waits for you to turn it on.
ray’s room smell’s like sh-t after i hot carled it.

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