hot carlos

the same as a hot carl, but following a large mexican style meal. also known as a burrito bomb.
juanita loves to have the hot carlos experience after a long night of drinking margaritas.
the act of defecating on someone’s face while he is being garrotted (strangled with a cord or wire).
while clemenza worked the garrotte, tessio administered the coup de grace, a steaming hot carlo.
a powerful prank that will leave your friends in tears after a long night of drinking.(although intoxication is not required it helps.) the hot carlos is a combination of the hot karl and the dirty sanchez in which one defecates into a sock, preferably a soccer sock, that has a hole in it. the individual then finds a very intoxicated being and proceeds to smack them in the face with the hole covered sock, thus leaving a smear of poo underneath the drunken individuals nose.the mark should resemble that of a hispanic mans mustache.
dude what happened to your face

you gave me a hot carlos you -sshole

oh so that’s where i sh-t last night
the act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and f-cking the h-ll out of your own cr-p. not to be confused with the hot carl wich requires a female partner’s b–bs.
-yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-nha dogg, i’m cool. call me hot carlos but i’m gonna stay home and f-ck my own sh-t.
-lol dude, i’m gonna think about you when i’m doing a hot carl to a big breasted chick.