hot cum balloon


the bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has -j-c-l-t-d his s-m-n into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. the guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect p-n-s which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
after having s-x with the snowman i made, i decided to make a hot c-m balloon with some s-m-n i had stored in the fridge so i could pop the bubble with my erect p-n-s and thaw out my frosty shaft.

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