Hot Dawson
this is a complicated maneuver that requires precise timing. you will most likely need a guy that is about a foot or so taller than the girl.
it is when both parties are naked standing up facing each other at first. then they say “ready, set, go!” the girl does an about face (180 degree turn). the guy then slips his p-n-s between her legs so it looks like she has a p-n-s.
the girl then begins to pee on his p-n-s, he then starts to pee too. so in her mind, she is peeing out of a p-n-s.
then as her urine rolls down his p-n-s, over his b-lls, and slowly but surly hits his taint (part between your -n-s and b-lls or v-g-n-), he immediately takes a dump.
this can be messy and only should be attempted in an easy clean up area. also there are a few hot dawson fails.
dude, heather was drunk last night and we tried the hot dawson. i failed and just farted instead. then she farted so i donkey punched her and got some vegan -n-l instead!
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