Hot Fudge Sundae

1 n. a s-xual position achieved by spraying whipped cream around an -n-s that is inflammed and is spewing diarrhea, and proptly inserting the p-n-s and thrusting from the pelvis.

2 n. a s-xual position achieved by spraying whipped cream and diarrhea in the mouth, and then putting a cherry on top.
1 ahh…my girlfriend has the stomach flu…im gonna get me a hot fudge sundae tonight.

2 hey baby, ya thirsty? how ’bout a hot fudge sundae?
after one receives a blumpkin, (getting a bl-w j-b while taking a dump) he then proceeds to grab the female by her hair and before flushing, shoves her head into the toilet bowl. once the female’s head is stabilized, he may then flush for added effect, creating a whirlpool and making it more dramatic.
“yo what did you do last night?”
“not much just kicked back and watched the flintstones marathon. but i got bored and gave a girl a hot fudge sundae.”
“nice, that’s always a good idea. as long as you made her clean up after herself.”
after having s-xual intercourse, take a fat dump on the girls chest. then precede to spludge your j-zz on the brown treat. the s-m-n will add a decorative touch to the poo. when you are done plop your nut sack right into the mess and you have a hot fudge sundae. best results with white girls and diarrhea.
last night the hooker said she was hungry after we finished f-cking, so i gave her a hot fudge sundae.
blow a huge load in someones mouth(have them keep it there) and then sh-t in their mouth(better if the sh-t is runny) once this lovely combination is brewed up in someones mouth procede to fully tounge kiss them and you can both enjoy your hot fudge sundae
yo b-tch open your mouth so we can both get some of my home-made hot fudge sundae
you c-m, put it on your b-lls, take a sh-t, put it on your b-lls, and then tea bag your s-xual partner.
dude, i was f-cking this girl last night and asked her if she wanted a hot fudge sundae.
a child friendly synonym for “having an -rg-sm”
adult in bas-m-nt says “susan had 13 hot fudge sundaes”. eavesdropping child interjects in conversation and says “she had 13 hot fudge sundaes? man, she must be a pig !”
occurs when you sh-t on a girl’s chest, c-m on top of it, and then garnish with a cherry.
guy 1: “this girl told me she wanted a hot fudge sundae, so i sh-t on her and then busted my nut on top of it.”
guy 2: “dude, tell me you stuck a cherry on that sh-t.”
guy 1: “dude, you know it.”

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