hot hector

the act of masturbating in a small inflatable pool full of your own urine and floating pieces of poo. the act is generally considered to one of the more perverse, and sensually overbearing forms of s-xual self expression. nonetheless, high partic-p-tion rates have propped up the inflatable pool industry for the last three property cycles.

best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see… and smell… and hear. eye contact with p-ssers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.

the act is not to be confused with a tepid hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.
davep : hey man, why you p-ssing in that kiddy pool??

greggr: i’m gonna do an epic hot hector. i just got laid off from my job at the sungl-ss hut, so i’m gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then i’m gonna beat my d-ck like it owes me money.

davep: sounds wild. are you p–ping right now too?

greggr: yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. this pools gonna be grimmer than dan aykroyd’s -n-s