Hot Lips Houlihan
latin: ferveo l-b–
a great way to spice things up in the bedroom–literally. before coitus, pour tabasco sauce (habanero or “rooster” sauce are both acceptable) on the outer lips of the woman’s v-g-n-. the man should then enter her while the full force of the hot sauce takes effect. originally conceived and coined in the louisiana bayou, hot lips houlihan has become universally popular among spicy-food aficionados.
from: “dirty sanchez’s guide to buck nasty s-x”
we love us some spicy food. that’s why we like hot lips houlihan, taking that south of the border taste, well, south of the border really heated up the old bedroom. nothing will make you as frisky as second-degree burns.”
act in which a man puts hot sauce on the outside of a condom, and has s-x with a women, cause her p-ssy lips to burn.
jimmy: i gave my girl a hot lips houlihan last night.
frank: what happened to her?
jimmy: her p-ssy lips started to burn…
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