hot log
a fresh poo, still piping hot from the delivery c-n-l.
“i heard your cat died. man, that really sucks the hot log.”
when you take a m-ssive steaming p–p, you turn to look in the toilet and see hotdog shaped fecal matter.
person #1: dude come look at my hotlog!!
person #2: hang on let me finish my hotdog.
person #2: dude nasty!!!!
person #1: pretty nice hotlog huh?
person #2: actually its quite sub-par.
person #1: what… i was on the toilet for a solid 15 minutes!!
person #2: should of made it 20, -tastes- needs more fried chicken too.
person #1: your such a d-ck dude, you never appreciate anything i do, or make, for that matter.
person #2: the day you make a legitimate hotlog, is the day i accept you as a man, and a friend.
person #1: i just thought our friendship came down to more than just fecal matter thats all.
person #2: more than fecal matter dude, hotlogs.
person #1: i hate you.
a t-rd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a “hot dog stand” by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in new york or chicago.
that was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.
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