hot lunch
the act of sh-tting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then f-cking the mouth and at the point of -j-c-l-t–n bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of sh-t and sp-nk
got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch
this involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. then as you are about to bolt after f-cking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with sp-nk and poo milkshake: hence a “hot lunch” simple really.
mac: “hey soph, you wanna have a hot lunch today?” (he he he)
soph: oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
a warm meal typically eaten around noon, between breakfast and dinner.
it was nice to have a hot lunch at work today.
latin: cacatus manduco
the hot lunch takes the hot carl a steamy step further. one partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn’t matter whose). after the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have s-x with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover’s mouth with a delicious fusion of c-m and dump, also known as “c-mp.”
from the book: dirty sanchez’s guide to buck nasty s-x
the s-xual pleasure of the hot lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of c-mp.
when someone take a sh-t in someones mouth
i gave meldrum a hotlunch
when one person sh-ts in another persons mouth during s-x. commonly done in mexican p-rnos (where they also f-ck chickens)
that beaner f-ckin gave the other one a hotlunch right after he f-cked that chicken.
when one inhales ash from a pipe while smoking marijuana, usually because his or her friend failed to mention the bowl was gone.
oh he got some real bad hotlunch.
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