hot mess mom
a mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. the mom who’s husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. the mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.
the hot mess mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. most of all, the hot mess mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.
boss:”is that banana on your shirt?”
mom:”…..yes.”
boss:”jesus christ. you are a hot mess mom.”
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