hot monkey sex
very wild s-xual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.
after the annual barn dance, joe-bob and mary-joe had hot monkey s-x in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.
wild, unabashed s-xual activity that leaves one or more of the partic-p-nts howling like deranged monkeys.
after five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey s-x, both sarah and gene were ready for a good night’s sleep.
to engage in vigorously steamy s-xual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.
i know lamont’s not hot but he sure is good for hot monkey s-x.
hot monkey s-x is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).
“nick and laura! stop having hot monkey s-x in our room!” -kay
s-x in high tempratures with monkeys and dil-do’s
bob and the monkey had hot monkey s-x
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