Hot Monkey Vagina
hmv for short. desirable women with great bodies.
lets go to the bar tonight and look for hot monkey v-g-n-.
a fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. usually viewed from across the bar or room. generally first seen from afar.
abbreviated hmv.
term derives from carl sp-ckler of caddyshack – while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a “little monkey woman.”
phil: hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt…real hot monkey v-g-n-.
call from home to the bar: hey phil, any hmv at the bar tonight?
phil: h-ll yeah, tons of hot monkey v-g-n-.
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