hot pie


another word used for v-g-n-. hot pie is a more kinky way to say v-g-n-. the v-g-n- can also be called a p-ssy, flaps, c-nt and gash etc.
i licked your mum’s hot pie. it was lovely.
this is a term of endearmeant given to a tall boy, who calls you a c.p.

hence it is more of a retaliatory term

if u call this person a “hot pie” too many times, and too loosely, you tend to forget their name
be warned

there is also a “hot pie” song, which you would sing in the shower;
‘hot pie, hot pie hot hot pie, hot pie, hit pie’

the commas point out the times you should breathe, in between repit-tions.
hot pie, can u please stroke my hair?

i love you, hot pie.

where are my pants, h.p.?

bye, hot pie!

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