hot pocket syndrome
during pregnancy, a woman’s v-g-n-l temperature increases, and on some days it’s extreme. if you have s-x with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your p-n-s into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may sound awesome, and is…until afterwards, then you’re just a hurting machine for a good day or two
my pregnant wife and i f-cked last night, and now i have hot pocket syndrome
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