Hot Seat

a game where you tell 3 s-x stories, 1 funny, 1 scary, and the best one. usually played on the way back from sports games on the back of the bus.
“guys, we’re playing hot seat if we win on the way back.”
to put someone on the spot.
theodore really put her on the hot seat
to charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with -ss gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

n.b.: one must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, g-ssing the rookie conspirator.
why did professor johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

oh, i hot seated his desk chair before cl-ss. it must have been a bad one; i ate some dried apricots this morning.
when you go to take a cr-p only to sit on a toilet heated by someone else’s -ss

toilet has been recently used and grosses the new user out.
“dude i ran into the bathroom and i got hot seat”

“o man thats gross”
stuffing a handful of cinnamon red hots candies in your girlfriend’s sn-tch prior to an extended car ride mistakenly thinking it will induce s-xual urges. it never works.

sometimes referred to as the motorcity hot seat as it was reportedly the ill-concieved notion of a jack-ss from detroit.
biff: before our trip to houghton lake i gave my girl the hot seat. 30 minutes later she was washing her cooch in a truckstop sink. d-mn. that thing looked like oopsy the clown sticking his tongue out!
the act of using a toilet to make a bowel movement, immediately following a previous occupant.
steve stunk up the bathroom something fierce, but i couldn’t hold it any longer so i had to hotseat it.