Hot Smitty
replaces the “hot carl” during a romp in the hay where no one has to defecate. it is the act of taking fresh cat poo, directly from the litter box, and dropping it on the saran wrap. better yet, grabbing the cat himself and squeezing it over the saran wrap as to procure the poo.
him: “honey, i gave the cat a bran m-ffin so we can do a hot smitty, in lieu of me cr-pping on you myself”
her: “great i’ll get the saran wrap”
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