hot standby
the act of defecating on the floor and forcing a young lady to stand in it, barefoot of course. the perpetrator then proceeds to vigorously m-st-rb-t- until he finally c-ms on the young lady’s feet.
katherine really p-ssed me off last night, so i gave her a hot standby.
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