Hot Tub Time Machine


to stab someone in the head with a fork
don’t make me hot tub time machine you!
when you f-ck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn’t. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and f-ck her again. and still wish you hadn’t
when we got to chilli’s, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.

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