hot two nuts


an extremely flamboyant and out of control gay man who comes on to anyone around him. a hot two nuts’ behavior is erractic and may includes unprovoked stripping, lewd gestures, grab -ssing, and other f-ggoty stuff. they are obnoxious and unseemly characters.
man that was a great party till those f-g hags brought that hot two nuts. he got all drunk and started slapping his -ss in tighty whitetys! uggh!

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