Hotcaking
the act of defecating into a pair of pants that you are trying on in a clothing store. once complete, the pair of pants is inconspicously returned to the clothing rack or shelf for an unsuspecting consumer and/or salesperson.
i went to the gap and decided that a hotcaking was necessary for a really expensive pair of pants because i couldn’t afford them.
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