Hotegrity
noun: a ho who does not engage in: -n-l s-x, swallowing or foreign objects without a) having dinner bought for her and b) not before the fifth date. a woman with ‘hotegrity’ does not advertise her s-xual exploits but rather keeps the ident-ty of her ‘dates’ or ‘johns’ a secret.
yo billy, ya’ll aint puttin’ dat sh-t in ma -ss izz only date three and dat frosty from wendy’s don’t count as dinner. i gots to maintain ma hotegrity!
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