Hotel Banquet


a sh-tty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. usually features chicken cordon bleu.

not a meal you wanted.
guest 1: hey what’s for dinner after the wedding?

guest 2: it’s a hotel banquet!

guest 1: sh-tty chicken cordon bleu?

guest 2: yep!

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