Hotel Elevator
when a guy and a girl on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed and a guy and a girl on the top bunk of a bunkbed simultaneously make out. an uncomfortably tall man with a large head wearing a bellhop hat dings the hotel lobby check-in desk bell every time the guy tries to touch the girl’s honey pot. mid-way through a hotel elevator, if a frenchman climbs to the top bunk and joins the upper twosome, the term no longer applies. the bellhop dings the bell three times and declares “check-out time was 30 minutes ago.” then the uncomfortably tall man dons a maid’s apr-n and jumps into the bottom bunk.
me and my big brother hotel elevatored those two chicks last night. too bad my roommate had to come in and spoil the fun.
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