hotline blinging
putting your thumb on a girl’s cl-t and your pinky in the girl’s -sshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a “surfs up dude” style
“dude! i took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging”
“i was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my gucci sweater.”
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