Hotnuts


a man wearing shorts above the knee level, ranging from small gym shorts to daisy dukes. usually suggests gayness or just a really bad sense of dress.
d-mn, look at hotnuts over there. those b-lls are practically grazing the flames!
similar to jonesin, but even more intense (yes, it’s hard to imagine). being ‘hot nuts’ for something is desiring it to the degree where you would beat a nun out of the way utilizing a dead baby as a cudgel simply to attain the desired object.
sh-t man, i’m hot nuts for that donair you’re holdin’ there.
take off, hoser, it’s mine!
a pre occupied person, so busy their t-st-cl-s may have actually begun to overheat.
slow down there hotnuts, tomorrow’s another day!

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