hotpocket timebomb


when you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading ud, while eating the whole box of mccain’s hotpockets (side note: either my lazy -ss couldn’t find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. if thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat sh-t all day long. your heart has now given up. time to die
hey, did you hear about andy? he got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. i knew that’s what would get him

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