hotspot beggar
a person, regardless of age, race or gender that often compulsively asks for wifi or another internet connection in a situation where there is no wifi or if the wifi is corrupt/blocked (for example school or work wifi) in order to access blocked sites, play online games or even stream videos. can often be annoying and a leech. they are portrayed as your ‘friend’ before you realise the damage done from them downloading many gigabytes of games/videos when they should have done it at home.
hotspot beggar: can i have your hotspot, please?
me: no.
hb: please?
me: no.
hb: you’re d-gg-ng the boys.
me: i have the right to say no.
hb: ple-ssssseeeee??????
me: *walks away*
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