hotter mom tiebreaker


strategic mechanism used by male coaches of youth sports to choose between two or more players who are athletically equal. often abbreviated as h.m.t.
the rest of the kids available in the rec league basketball draft are all horrible players; we’ll have to go to the hotter mom tiebreaker to make our pick.

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