hotward
a great mixture of extremely hot and awkward. but in a great way because people who are hot tend to be conceded and not awkward.. but the awkward people are the ones to be great friends.
“omg he is totally hotward! maybe hot and awkward can go together!” robert pattinson is hotward because he seems not as conceded as some celebrities but is indeed hot.
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