HouDanza Dog
cross of houdini-danza slap-and chili dog.
step 1. do a chick from behind.
step 2. spit on her back and wait for her to turn around and then proceed to c-m on her face.
step 3. after c-mming on her face, ask the female, “who’s the boss!”.
step 4. knock the b-tch out.
step 5. sh-t on her t-ttas while she is knocked out.
step 6. t-ttie f-ck her while she is knocked out and your steamy sh-t is on her t-ts.
step 7. get the f-ck out!!!!
thank you for choosing the houdanza dog!!
so i was doing this chick doggy style, so i decided to give her the ol’ houdanza dog.
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