houdini ass
when you lay down you give the illusion of having an -ss but the moment you stand up it disappears
mike: d-mn mich-lle’s -ss is thick af!
tony: was she lying down?
mike: yeah why?
tony: man she has a houdini -ss so don’t get your hopes up
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another way of “saying need to mourn” or ” need time to mourn”, needing time to cry or express a deep sense of sorrow over something serious “calling in for work today. a loved one is in is in the hospital and dying. need to rain.”
- anal privilege
the right to access or penetrate one’s -n-s. the one who grants the privilege is not necessarily going to get -n-l, they just give or take away the right with authority. (in most cases it is.) “d-mn you joey! i want my -n-l privilege back!”
- solar bukake
this primarily happens to pilots. when you fly out of a cloud into blue sky and the sun shines right in your face with no warning. it’s so bright…i just got hit with a m-ssive solar bukake.
- sheff
a sheff is a knife in u.k. slang. person 1: yo, are you going to bring a sheff to the fight? person 2: yeah but don’t tell anyone.
- dick lisp
a speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of c-ck. did you here jordan’a d-ck lisp. i heard we went backpacking through europe and partic-p-ted in what the germans call wurstzubereitung.