Houdini Face


where a feller’s bangin’ a l-ss from behind, he shaves his p-b-s. then, when he’s about to c-m, he pulls out, spits on the l-ss’ back, c-ms in her face, then sticks his pubs in the c-m that’s (hopefully) hit her top lip.
nahh, she probably just got houdini faced.

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