houdini fuck
when your boning your old lady in the dark you leave the room to take a p-ss. your friend is waiting in the bathroom, he comes in your place and starts banging your old lady in the dark. in the process..your going outside to the window by the bed to knock. when she looks up and seees your face..she screams.
the other night me and trip houdini f-cked my old lady. and she absolutely loved every minute of it.
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