Houdini Grandmaster
an ancient t-tle reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. to be granted this t-tle one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a houdini mixed blessing and a combination of any 2 of the houdini marvel omnibus flavours.
one can also be acknowledged as a houdini grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
“you seen this stubag? i am sure he’s gay!
-man, this guy is a houdini grandmaster, respect!”
“i didnt know he was a houdini grandmaster before last night.
– did it hurt ?”
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