Houdini hump


when you catch someone of the opposite s-x trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
i can’t believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. i’m gonna houdini hump the sh-t out of you.

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